kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

(Source: lntemperance)

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(Source: rosefyler)

,,

i’m 1d as fuck

when you’re 1d as fuck (via croptopboy)

(Source: explicitboys)